Funny Girl

So, i went to dicks sporting goods yesterday looking to buy some KT tape and i ended up buying a treadmill lol

Reblog if you don’t eat McDonalds.

to-make-him-jealous:

I wanna see how many there are that don’t.

lustt-and-luxury:

noonewillneverletyoudown:

Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.

wow , so ironically beautiful

lustt-and-luxury:

noonewillneverletyoudown:

Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.

wow , so ironically beautiful

cosmic-cunnilingus:

bands-booksgalore:

dafunk02:

aflicted:

One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.



So I’m dumb and sad?! fuck me 

yeah, the world is sad…but you cant let that get you down. you still should make the most of life. i dont believe that statement.

cosmic-cunnilingus:

bands-booksgalore:

dafunk02:

aflicted:

One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.

So I’m dumb and sad?! fuck me 

yeah, the world is sad…but you cant let that get you down. you still should make the most of life. i dont believe that statement.

It’s better to have fewer things of quality than too much expendable junk.”
—Rachel Zoe
(via lifeasacollage)
Golden Rule(s)

greyscale-crayons:

Throw It Away if…

  • It doesn’t fit
  • it’s ‘out of style’
  • You haven’t worn it in at least a year
  • There’s nothing to match with it
jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

lmao.

jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

lmao.

lovemeuntilyourheartbursts:

heckyeahmsjillscott:

I’m trying to be calm. (But not really. I’m impatient.)

C’MON JILL! I’m hungry for the new.

YEEEES MAMA!!!!! BRING IT!!!!

tobecomehealthy:

afatboyslimmer:

improvedme:

likeanangel84:

afortunatecircumstance:

runningcheaperthantherapy:

ohh my god. my life just changed. pancakes for days.

guess what’s happening tomorrow morning?

it ‘s  easy

OH my god! Is this real?! It loos so easy and yummy! I’m definitely trying it!

Only two ingredients? My gosh, I might actually try this!

I loved these the first time I did them, but I just can’t mash the banana until the batter is that smooth. ;_;

you are a genius. i love u

balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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NOPE

NOT RISKING IT